The Bus Driver

 ----- I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, Patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans, With a half- burned Union Flag duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell!  That could have been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.

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