Three men and a Genie

Three men - a Canadian farmer,  a Muslim fanatic

and a White Trash Biker are all walking together one day.

 

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

 

'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

 

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.'

 

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

 

The Muslim was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians

can come into our precious land.'

 

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

 

 

The Biker says, 'I am very curious.

Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries.                                                                                     Nothing can get in or out;

it's virtually impenetrable.'

 

The Biker sits down on his Harley,

 

cracks a beer, lights a cigar,

 

smiles and says,

 

'Fill it with water.'

 

I pretty much vote this my favourite email joke of the year !

An Insightful Observation of Tolerance

 

An Insightful Observation of Tolerance :  

 

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says: 

 

"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto.  I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs.  Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance." 

 

"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.  We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot." 

 

"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called “Iraq of Ribs." 

 

“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods", and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered." 

 

"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.” 

 

Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.  And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... 

It is either past your bedtime, or its midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed.